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- Google News Tel Aviv Blast Related Collage

Country	Medium	Title	Notes
UK	BBC News	Gaza rallies to Hamas after bomb
	Financial Times	Israel to hold back on Hamas action	Yeah, fuck the people! Israel is holding back on Hamas so that’s ok. Aiiight governor?
Canada	London Free Press	Israel holds off on large-scale retaliation	Yes, arrest the father of the perpetrator and demolishing his family’s home is small-scale retaliation
China	People's Daily Online	Israel blames Hamas for bombing, but limits response
China	Xinhua	Palestine blamed for bombing	Hey we have a country!
US	Los Angeles Times	Israel Opts for Restraint in Response to Bombing	I love this one. Restraint.
US	Boston Herald	Dancing with the devil	“To compromise with evil is to encourage itâ€‌ so it is clear Israel is “goodâ€‌ and Palestine = “badâ€‌ no sorry…â€‌evilâ€‌ (NB. Do a Dr. evil pinky to the corner of the mouth for maximum effect)
US	USA Today	Hamas fails early test	Read on to see that the “eventâ€‌ is intrinsically Palestinian. Where were these guys in the past weeks? Apparently not reading news or simply ignoring it.
USA	Houston Chronicle	Israel turns up heat on Hamas after attack	Yes, because before the blast, Israel was using the low and kind heat, you know the one, where you bombard populated areas with heavy artillery while the world watches on CNN and does nothing kinda of heat. Ooo, and don’t forget the I-am-not gonna-let-in-any-food-or-let-you-export-anything-or-let-any-fuel-in low heat so you starve to death or break kinda “lowâ€‌ heat. Fucking hypocrites!
Israel	Jerusalem Post	Israel rejects large-scale army response	Note the use of “rejectsâ€‌ with the strong connotation that 1- There has been no large-scale army response – fib 2- Moral high ground!!! Read on to see how the first bombing in a long time became represented as the worst bombing in 20 months. Shiiiiiit
Costa Rica	Xinhua	Costa Rica condemns Tel Aviv suicide attack
Ireland	Unison.ie	Israel resists urge to strike back
	Irish Independent	Israel resists revenge	Is it just me or are the Catholic chain being yanked here?
South Africa	Dispatch Online	Israel warns of new “axis of terrorâ€‌	Systematic attempt to turn tables and facts up on their heads to make the aggression of a strong military apparatus of occupation appear as the victim of the resistance of occupied people
	The Mercury (subscription),	Tel Aviv bombing shatters lull in violence	What “lullâ€‌ you morons? O unless you mean violence perpetrated against Palestinians is OK. I understand. I couldn’t read the story though, this is a subscription service. Apparently people are willing to pay for shit.
Australia	ABC Online	Islamic Jihad warns of more suicide attacks	Ooo the army of 70 wow. Never mind one of the top 10 equipped armies of the world has been occupying them for more than half a century! Oh no, he wants to drive us to the sea! Help! Anti-semite, help! Heeeeelp, Nazi Holocaust blah blah blah. Whatever you went through in the past or your grandparents did does not absolve you of responsibility of vile actions you take and have been taking against a largely unarmed population you fuck!